FuNnY...

I couldn't help but laugh at these. Hope they make you laugh too!

~ Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
~ Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
~ If it's true that man evolved from monkeys and apes, then why do we still have monkeys and apes?
~ I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
~ What if there were no hypothetical questions?
~ If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
~ If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
~ Is there another word for synonym?
~ If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
~ Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
~ If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
~ If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
~ Why do they put braille on the drive-through bank machines?
~ What was the best things before sliced bread?
~ One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
~ How is it possible to have a civil war?
~ If you spin an oriental person in a circle three times, do they become disoriented?

Have a great day!